I do alot of embarrassing things...
One of my most recent involved the ever comfortable secret "granny panties". Yes, from time to time I throw them on cuz who's gonna see them ...Right??? wrong!
Innocently roaming the isles of the dollar store, I was just trying to break up my day and get away from the internet for a bit.
It seemed that there was a small swarm of significantly older gentlemen continuously circling around me, but I figured it was my imagination.
After carelessly browsing for an hour or so, I made my purchases and left the store. Naturally my hands were full with bags and my purse and keys.
I noticed a chilly draft in the southern region. YUP, my zipper was down and WIDE WIDE WIDE open. What's worse is that my flowery grannys were exposed AND my hands were full so I couldn't subtly zip (without putting all my bags down on the sidewalk and publically zipping)!!! And as a special treat, I had parked very far away to get a little exercise and I had to walk by the grocery store and bank... and several several people. uggh.
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